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Yahoo/AP Headlines To Make Your Head Spin
Posted: May 8, 2008 at 11:35 am by Lisa
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Stocks Edge Higher as Retail Sales Reports Arrive- AP
Wall Street rose modestly Thursday as investors sifted through retailers’ April sales figures, trying to get a sense of how consumers are faring in a climate of economic weakness and rising costs.
- Retailers Post Better-Than-Expected Sales- AP Huh?
- Jobless Claims Post Sharp Decline- AP Double Huh?
- ECB, BoE Leave Rates Unchanged- AP
- Best Buy Enters Joint Venture With Carphone Warehouse- AP
- Oil Steady After Record Near $124- AP
- Toyota Reports 28 Percent Drop in Fiscal 4th Quarter- AP
- Five Reasons to ‘Sell in May and Go Away’- Tech Ticker




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Lisa, the only “real” headline this morning is the one announcing the death of the great singer, Eddy Arnold. Make the world go away…
Damn! I hadn’t heard about Eddy Arnold. I loved him!
In a few days the headline announcing the beginning of “Lowered guidance season” should appear.