Goldman Sachs Fraud Case Being Investigated for Criminal Charges

Could handcuffs be in Lloyd Blankfein’s future wardrobe?

The Securities and Exchange Commission has referred its investigation of Goldman Sachs to the Justice Department for possible criminal prosecution, less than two weeks after filing a civil securities fraud case against the firm, according to a source familiar with the matter.[…]

[…] Under civil law, the SEC does not have to prove that Goldman set out to defraud investors — only that it did. But criminal law would require prosecutors to show that Goldman maliciously planned to mislead its investors.[…] (Washington Post)

Lloyd, I don’t know if they have gold plated handcuffs just for you. You may have to be content with peasant stainless steel.




Goldman Sachs Commands Winter Storm

Following on the heels of President Obama’s energy saving ‘Cash for Caulkers’ announcement, a major winter storm has been ordered to hit the Mid-Atlantic and Northeast regions of the United States to 12-18-2009 4-59-17 PMget the program off to a good start.

Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner reached out to Lloyd (Lord) Blankfein, Goldman Sachs CEO, and requested that a major winter storm hit the nation several days following the President’s new stimulus announcement.

Tim Geithner said of the requested winter storm:

“[...] this is a great way to kick off the new program, it should inspire people to get out and prepare for the storm by purchasing tons of caulk. The Government is always thinking ahead[...]”

Lloyd Blankfein issued the following press statement of the commanded storm:

“[...] when the United States needs help we are always there to lend a hand. It was my pleasure to wave my hand and create this massive snow storm in the name of  the ‘Cash for Caulkers’ program. At Goldman Sachs we are always doing God’s work [...]

A visit to a Home Depot (HD) store in Trenton, NJ revealed a flurry of activity before the Goldman Storm arrives. One store employee, whose wishes to remain anonymous because he was not authorized to speak for the corporation stated that “the caulk is hitting the fans around here, it is flying off the shelves”. But will there be enough caulk for everyone? We contacted Home Depot headquarters and were informed that they were squeezing and pumping their suppliers to ramp up production of all grades of caulk to meet demands.

However not everyone is happy about the Goldman Storm, retailers throughout the highly populated Washington, D.C. to New York corridor were counting on this last weekend before Christmas to bring in additional revenue. A spokesperson for the National Retail Association stated:

[...]while we understand the need for the ‘Cash for Caulkers’ program, we feel the timing of this initiative is unfair to the numerous retailers counting on Christmas shoppers on this last weekend before the holiday. We have asked Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner to request Goldman Sachs create a ‘two day global warming‘ event immediately following the Goldman Storm. This way retailers will have a chance of recouping the expected losses that the storm will create.[...]

We attempted to contact the Treasury Secretary to comment on the global warming request but calls were not immediately returned at the time of this writing. A spokesperson for Goldman Sachs said that Lloyd (Lord) Blankfein was praying for the retailers and would not comment on the requests made by the National Retail Association.




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GS: “We Didn’t Realize How Bad Things Would Get” – Lloyd Blankfein Talks To “Der Spiegel”

Interesting interview of Lloyd Blankfein, the CEO of Goldman Sachs published in the international edition of Der Spiegel, a reference German magazine. To read the full article in english, go here.

In essence Lloyd Blankfein “admits” some mistakes, but, of course, they are nowhere near the black image everybody has of them:

SPIEGEL: You say that Goldman did things better than many others in advance of the crisis. What was your biggest mistake?

Blankfein: Goldman Sachs has traditionally been strong in business with mergers and acquisitions. We also provide financing for acquisitions by companies …

SPIEGEL: … and through private equity funds, which shortly before the crisis financed corporate takeovers at astronomical prices using almost exclusively borrowed money.

Blankfein: When this market for so-called “leveraged finance” was booming, we wanted to remain competitive and maintain our market share. We extended even larger lines of credit to our clients and did so at the same time as lending terms were getting easier. When companies like Chrysler began to falter, we acted quickly, but we did not act quickly enough, which was a mistake.

Then, about inflation, Blankfein replies that his opinion is that the bankers are doing “exactly what needs to be done”. No I wasn’t paid by GS to write my piece “Eyes Wide Open”!

SPIEGEL: Will we see a significant rise in inflation over the next five years?

Blankfein: The central banks are currently pumping liquidity into the markets, and thus consciously accepting inflationary risks. At the same time, however, they are also bolstering the economy. And, do you know what? It may just be that these people are doing an extraordinarily good job. Still, it is risky. If the surplus liquidity is not siphoned off soon enough, inflation will result. But I would not discount the possibility that that the central bankers are doing exactly what needs to be done.

SPIEGEL: Do you invest in gold?

Blankfein: I am not bullish on gold.

Naturally, Blankfein discounts the theory of “too big to fail”, for him the issue is the same if there are “too many to fail”.

SPIEGEL: Wouldn’t it be much easier to simply limit the size of banks? After all, the danger of systemic contagion is less when the banks are smaller.

Blankfein: So what is “too big to fail”?

SPIEGEL: When a bank is so large that in the event of insolvency, it could take the entire financial and the entire economic system along with it into the abyss. The state would then rescue the financial institution with taxpayer money.

Blankfein: The size of the bank is not the most important factor. Whether a certain risk is bundled at a single bank or spread across several is completely irrelevant. That doesn’t diminish the size of the risk. In fact, this would only change the problem from “too big to fail” to “too many to fail.”

And finally Blankfein’s explanation for the crisis puts, of course, the responsibility on people who had taken loans they could not repay. Don’t see any fault in the derivatives! In short, the whole interview can be resumed in one sentence: not our fault.

Blankfein: No, I think you are assuming that this crisis was caused solely by highly complex derivative products. It wasn’t. Just look at a typical bank balance sheet. Most banks value their loans at the price at which they were issued. This applies to corporate and consumer loans, mortgages and credit card debt. All seemingly bread-and-butter transactions. And then there are a few derivatives and some more complex products.

SPIEGEL: What are you trying to say with that?

Blankfein: This crisis was not just caused by complex derivatives.

SPIEGEL: What caused it, then?

Blankfein: Too much money was lent to people who had bitten off more than they could chew. When the bubble burst and recession hit, default rates went through the roof.

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